Habitat for Humanity Restore

a reuse store that accepts donations and sells used home improvement items to the public at a fraction of the retail price

we found one table and seven chairs for $150

while dancing and romancing to bruno mars and anderson .paak

(someone should tell anderson .paak his name isn’t the best for seo)

we fit the one table and seven chairs for $150 in the back of a friend’s truck

a snarky woman told us that we must not be engineers

I believe her because she saId that she can fit “ten pounds of shit in a five pound bucket”

whatever that means

but, you know, props to her

another woman aggressively told us that we must not understand aerodynamics

well,

I guess we aren’t engineers

and I guess we don’t understand aerodynamics

but at least we got one table and seven chairs for $150 from the store to our home with no issue

how’s that for three boys who dress well who don’t know how to fit ten pounds of shit in a five pound bucket

I will not lie, I was pretty angry

but,

in my blind desire to prove people wrong, I forgot about the people who did support us in our adventure to make our house a home

hey friend

thanks for the truck

hey bruno and anderson

thanks for the music

hey employee of habitat for humanity

thanks for helping us with the one table and seven chairs for $150

see you at our housewarming party